Brawndo - The Thirst Mutilator
Brawndo is a fictional beverage, well, was a fictional beverage from the movie ‘Idiocracy’ by Mike Judge. And now Brawndo exists in real life. It’s not like those other drinks where they put sugar water and a drop of food coloring in a can and slap on a label from your favorite cartoon. Brawndo is a real energy drink, it’s tasty and sometimes gets me through the day, night, next day and sometime into next week. To quote some promotional Brawndo videos, drinking Brawndo is like shaving your chest with a lawnmower, riding a dinosaur attached to a rocket or sitting on a 300′ pony covered in chainsaws. You get the point.
What better way to show everyone a few beverage tricks of the trade than to shoot an ice cold, refreshing glass of my favorite beverage?